Last night I put myself to bed in a terrible mood. I'd done it again – or rather NOT done it again!
I have a landline phone plugged in to my side of the bed. It's faulty. It flashes constantly. In the dead if night, when everything else is pitch black, there's this piercing red LED light that flashes furiously trying to tell me there's un-listened to messages on my phone. There are no un-listened to messages, it's just confused. I turn over with the pillow over my head and fall asleep.
Come the morning I wake up and can't see red flashing LED light – it's barely visible in the morning sun. I wake up with nothing on my mind except walking puppies and turning my laptop on. Why do I ONLY ever remember about irritating flashing red LED light when I go to bed? Even Argos isn't open then to go and get another one – I tell you if it was, I'd be down there in my pink dressing down and cow-print slippers, credit card in hand pleading for one that works.
Of course, it's day time now and I plan with every fibre of my body to go to Argos and just get the cheapiest plug in phone you can get and pray for no LED lights but I must just get this article finished.....
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